lyxdelsic:

College

lyxdelsic:

College

sluttymistletoe:

fuckin aquata

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

image

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58
povvs:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

povvs:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves
let’s see how well y’all know me am I a cat person or a dog person

flygoing:

i read this as “am i a cat, person, or a dog person” so like you’re either A. a cat, B. a person, or C. a human/dog hybrid